Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
This is actually the greatest thing ever! It’s settled. Guys, I am proposing like this. Except I actually want to be involved in the performance. But oh my gosh this is brilliant. How could anyone ever say no to this? And how did they even plan this?!
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“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.
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Scarlett Johansson & Dita von Teese for Flaunt Magazine.
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Vinny Santorini (Atlantis: the Lost Empire) // We done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, eh, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew.
He’s perfect he’s my idol
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And he didn’t understand the terms ‘Sabriel’ and ‘Destiel’, which was really cute. So we explained it to him.
“So it’s Sam and me banging,” he says.
I kinda covered my face and died. So then I explained there’s fluff, or cute stuff, and he asked ‘What kind of cute stuff?’
So I had a hard time thinking but I suggested a scenario of Sam trying to get Gabriel to eat a salad instead on their usual candy bars and desserts and he agreed it was cute.
So he asked what other pairings there were and someone suggested ‘Balthazar/Sammy’, so he replied with:
‘What about me? I thought Sam and I had a thing going.’
Just kill me now.
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